kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via fab-unicornn)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via assbutt-youtubers)

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

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(Source: jizeru-jueru, via assbutt-youtubers)

chilled:

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

 

(via assbutt-youtubers)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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